Where to actually take her in Ibiza

Ibiza organises itself by zone and by hour: Marina Botafoch and Talamanca for the quiet, Ibiza Town for dinner, Playa d'en Bossa for what does not close. In season a taxi at three in the morning can take an hour, so the most useful criterion when choosing a hotel is not the pool but the distance.

Hotels that do not make it awkward

The single most common way an evening goes wrong in Ibiza is the front desk. Some houses charge a visitor fee, some ask for her passport, some simply do not allow a second person in the room after midnight. The houses below are the ones worth booking in this city - and because policies change with the season and the manager, the one question worth asking at reservation is whether a registered guest may come up to the room.

• Nobu Hotel Ibiza Bay Talamancaproper suites, not a box with a bed · quiet enough to talk · hotel bar - she can arrive without crossing a lobby
• OD Talamanca Talamancaa view worth the first ten minutes · walkable to everything · no dress code drama
• Mikasa Ibiza Ibiza Ciudadquiet enough to talk · discreet entrance, front desk asks nothing · proper suites, not a box with a bed
• Hotel Es Vivé Figueretesno dress code drama · staffed 24h, late check-in is normal · walkable to everything

Bars for the first drink

Forty minutes in a bar before anything else is not a formality - it is how two adults find out whether the evening is worth having. Pick somewhere you can hear each other.

• Lío Marina Botafocha view worth the first ten minutes · dress properly or you will feel it · open late
• Jockey Club Ses Salinesquiet enough to talk · a view worth the first ten minutes · no dress code drama
• Nobu Bar Talamancahotel bar - she can arrive without crossing a lobby · quiet enough to talk · serious cocktails, no queue at the bar
• Bambuddha Santa Eulaliaquiet enough to talk · open late · serious cocktails, no queue at the bar

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The areas, honestly

Every city has a district everyone names and a district where things actually happen. In Ibiza they are not always the same place.

• Marina Botafoch Ibiza Ciudadquiet enough to talk · a view worth the first ten minutes · dress properly or you will feel it
• Playa d'en Bossa Sant Josepthe nightlife spine of the city · busy and loud after midnight · tourist-priced, watch the bill
• Talamanca Ibiza Ciudadquiet enough to talk · residential, private, nobody looks twice
• Sant Antoni Oestethe nightlife spine of the city · tourist-priced, watch the bill · busy and loud after midnight

Three things that cost nothing

• Be where you said you would be, at the time you said it. Punctuality reads as respect, and it is the cheapest respect there is.
• Settle the practical part at the start, once, and never bring it up again.
• Book the room in your own name and go up first. Never ask her to check in for you.

Everyone listed on Red Light District Ibiza is an independent companion with a verified identity and a verified face. Where you take her is still your call - this page is only so you do not have to guess.